They don't pay me for this but...

I tweaked my knee yesterday while trying to outrun some angry dogs while on my bikeride with @rossdrum. Now I’m limping with no hero story.

I’m not sure who’s winning this battle: me, trying to fix this old house or Sugar who’s trying to tear it down. http://twitpic.com/j4ebv

I’m pretty sure this carpet belongs in my home. http://twitpic.com/j2uws

If I’m quiet on twitter for the next couple days it’s because I’m MMSing my brains out. If I’m not quiet it’s because, well I’m not. #iPhone

Imagine being in International news for losing a game of chess. Ouch. Kasparov beats Karpov in historic chess rematch http://bit.ly/jl4Mp

The Coombs’s duo of bacon didn’t win iron chef, but both dishes garnered the most discussion. Also, need more chocolate for our choco-pork.

Oh no folks! The Coombs’s are bringing it tonight! Smoked mac n cauliflower n cheese followed by choc covered bacon http://twitpic.com/j4ug0

It shouldn’t be so easy to blow someone’s mind but apparently printing to .pdf does it everytime (particularly for state employees).

Every once in a while someone calls to warn me about a s**t storm coming my way. I rarely know whether to thank them or curse them. #badnews

As a problem solver, I am astonished that the longstanding gap b/w number of wieners and buns took so long to work out. http://bit.ly/aFAj7