December 2011
2 posts
Someone just dropped their suitcase on my face while boarding the plane. My glasses flew two rows and my ears are ringing. Just “whoops”?!??
Dec 24th
Driver just said I’m the coolest person he’s had in the car. Invited me out for drinks. Flattering since he said he drove Bono last week. 😁
Dec 13th
April 2011
6 posts
Emptied trash on the puter (after a week of nothing in particular) and freed 30Gb. Now I’m worried…nothing that big shoulda been in there.
Apr 19th
I’m starting to think that the scooter was the wrong choice of transportation on a day where the doc is going to dilate my pupils. LOOK OUT!
Apr 13th
RT @Lesley3fold: Great lunch meeting today with @AvereGroup and @Robert1er. Now, time to catch up from being out last Friday!
Apr 12th
I’m unsupervised tonight. @jennbc is in SF watching a Canadian fella named Bryan Adams. Not sure what to do with this rare free-time.
Apr 9th
Anyone like arugala? I’ve got enough to choke a horse and it’s leaving my garden today. Seriously, salad for your whole family.
Apr 7th
If you’re lucky enough to be in Sacramento right now then you know it’s officially scooter season!
Apr 2nd
March 2011
8 posts
Sweet deal on Coombs vacation. Anyone else?: 2 nights in coastal redwoods cottages, breakfasts, wine etc. $193: http://bit.ly/eEo3lv
Mar 31st
Tremendous Wisdom: RT @ericlaurits There may not be an un-suck filter, but 15 layer masks can come pretty damn close. http://bit.ly/dX11eX
Mar 30th
Only 19 per customer. Who’s coming with me?: 50% off at Sushi Cafe or Hokkaido Noodle House http://t.co/310ZU34
Mar 29th
I’ve got a roundtrip ticket reward on Southwest expiring Apr 11th and I can’t use it. Anyone in need of some last-minute-travel love?
Mar 28th
I’m 95% certain the mouthwash I just swished with is in fact magic bubbles soap. Down from 98% certainty yesterday, so there’s that…
Mar 25th
On the law of exclamation—Terry Pratchett: “five exclamation marks is an indicator of ‘someone who wears their underwear on the outside’.”
Mar 17th
I am proud to know this fine American (savant). http://mattozan.tumblr.com/post/3859569302/happy-pi-day
Mar 16th
With @jennbc out of town I’m unsupervised so Sugar and I cuddled up to watch “Inside Job.” Finance fascinates us. http://bit.ly/bI7Egp
Mar 10th
September 2009
58 posts
I tweaked my knee yesterday while trying to outrun some angry dogs while on my bikeride with @rossdrum. Now I’m limping with no hero story.
Sep 28th
I’m pretty sure this carpet belongs in my home. http://twitpic.com/j2uws
Sep 26th
I’m not sure who’s winning this battle: me, trying to fix this old house or Sugar who’s trying to tear it down. http://twitpic.com/j4ebv
Sep 26th
Imagine being in International news for losing a game of chess. Ouch. Kasparov beats Karpov in historic chess rematch http://bit.ly/jl4Mp
Sep 26th
If I’m quiet on twitter for the next couple days it’s because I’m MMSing my brains out. If I’m not quiet it’s because, well I’m not. #iPhone
Sep 26th
Oh no folks! The Coombs’s are bringing it tonight! Smoked mac n cauliflower n cheese followed by choc covered bacon http://twitpic.com/j4ug0
Sep 26th
The Coombs’s duo of bacon didn’t win iron chef, but both dishes garnered the most discussion. Also, need more chocolate for our choco-pork.
Sep 26th
It shouldn’t be so easy to blow someone’s mind but apparently printing to .pdf does it everytime (particularly for state employees).
Sep 25th
Every once in a while someone calls to warn me about a s**t storm coming my way. I rarely know whether to thank them or curse them. #badnews
Sep 25th
As a problem solver, I am astonished that the longstanding gap b/w number of wieners and buns took so long to work out. http://bit.ly/aFAj7
Sep 25th
Just wrestled my inbox from 300+ down to 14. Totally not able to move on remaining 14 items. I’m worn out from all this efficiency.
Sep 24th
It’s time for reasonable conscientious passengers to fight back! http://bit.ly/1jtybS
Sep 24th
I think this calls for a caption contest. Submit your entries! http://bit.ly/3xXWR
Sep 24th
It changed my life: The ultimate productivity blog (via @smbmcb and marco.org) http://productiveblog.tumblr.com
Sep 24th
Just gave Sugar a bath. I’m pretty sure I can accomplish anything.
Sep 24th
We got a brand new puffy bed for Sugar, but she fell off of it. Perhaps too much puff? http://twitpic.com/iwrov
Sep 24th
These two will do this ALL NIGHT LONG if we let them. http://twitvid.com/7A1B5
Sep 24th
A video explaining today’s NY Post hoax by the Yes Men. My favorite is the NY Post employee at 1:11. #fakenotfakestuff http://bit.ly/19tRuZ
Sep 23rd
I am inspired today. Not in that feel-good kinda way, but in that uproot-your-life-and-change-the-world-in-radical-fashion kinda way. #uhoh
Sep 23rd
I built a website as a favor for someone 11 months ago. They never called back to take the reigns. Now they are asking for access. #toolate
Sep 23rd
The Yes Men strike again! It’s like the Onion only truer. http://nypost-se.com/
Sep 21st
Good judgment? Dangit! I’m on a fortune cookie losing streak. http://twitpic.com/i37xy
Sep 19th
RT @TimothyRusso: JetBlue crew on flight 53 rocks!! They ran to find the cane of the lady next to me…..they found it in the ladies room!
Sep 19th
Just had a co-worker threaten to kill me with cake. Diabetic assault sounds rather pleasant, doesn’t it? Note to self: learn self-defense.
Sep 19th
Anyone out there use OSX Server? I’m flirting with the platform and would love to hear people’s experience.
Sep 19th
Why, in 2009, is it so damned hard to get wifi in state office buildings?
Sep 17th
I have a pair of jeans that think I’m 6’2”. Anyone have denim hemming skills? Willing to trade for dance lessons or money (take the $).
Sep 16th
Great, this is the least of my strengths. The future is looking bleak… http://mobypicture.com/?ksvqny
Sep 16th
Right?!?! http://twitpic.com/hvu0d
Sep 16th
#floodsac @jennbc and I just got recruited into “The Sharks” which sounds more like a moped gang than a social justice flavored bible study.
Sep 15th
Been fasting for the last 14 hrs with the exception of half a bottle of wine. Any guesses on whether or not that’s sufficient for bloodwork?
Sep 15th
RT @jennbc Sugar is upsidedown and snoring loudly. http://yfrog.com/162crj
Sep 14th
Apparently maintenance is checking a “loose fastener and possible fuel leak.” that, along with weather, means I’m getting home late tonight.
Sep 12th
I’m supposed to be in Houston (according to my ticket) though I think we landed somewhere entirely different.
Sep 12th