November 2008
110 posts
I think the last trick or treater knew I’m trying my hand at iPhone app development. He yelled “Appy Ween!” I think that meant good luck.
Has anyone out there written their own iPhone app? Can a layperson (albeit an awesome one) do it? Anyone wanna coach in exchange for beer?
Watching Paula Dean make “chocolate covered coconut balls” (seriously) and my pancreas just had a spasm. I blame her for my diabetes.
Dr. Drew Pinsky is taking on Gary f**king Busey! Are you kidding me? That’s it, Pinsky is the real deal. GB is as crazy as crazy gets.
October 2008
74 posts
Funny: When my wife stumbles into bathroom, finds me in it and screams at ME for scaring HER.
The twitterverse will be pleased to know that California DOES allow the sale of Everclear, but “only” 151 proof. WEAK SAUCE!!!
When I run for office my staffers are gonna be kickass instead of schmucks learning social media for the first time.
Back in Sacto. Tired, but glad for a pickup from @jennbc.
iPhone just did something awesome. Texting my wife, “sweetest dreams” came out “sweetest freaks.” Umm, ok phone, what’s your agenda here?
This is what high tech looks like for CALCASA. http://twitpic.com/i2j7
The pufferfish crew (including @rowdykittens and @smbmcb) have a bottle of wine and are podcasting from the basement of the Atlanta Hyatt.
I’m shaky, tired and a bit disappointed in the standards some of my colleagues have. Tonight may end in tyranny.
Apple gives $100k to No On Prop 8. Go buy some AAPL to say thanks (and make some scratch over time). http://tinyurl.com/5atvoa
At what point do I speak up and ask people that are bad at their job to stop and put in an application at Wal-Mart? Right now? K-thanks bye.
Woops, twitted did what I said, not what I thought.
Hey Evilcorp that plied me with lots (and lots) of wine last night. Thanks! Now I feel like hell and I have you to thank. Worked out nicely.
Having serious difficulty getting up this morning considering the sun hasn’t bothered to do so yet. That and the hangover.
http://twitpic.com/hv7n that’s how we roll for dinner in Georgia!
Whoops! Insulin pen empty and I ordered half slab of ribs with potato salad and white bread. Looks like blindness ‘n kidney failure for me!
Presentation went well. People scurried out and told @smbmcb that I’m not a miserable screw up. Yay for not collapsing and crying in public.
At this point, it would take a bottomless cup of coffee carrying 110 volts to keep me awake. People! You are better than this! Aren’t you?
Psssst. Hey noon. C’mere. Hurry, I need you!
I am contemplating a self inflicted writing instrument wound for the sake of maintaining consciousness.
When I’m on the East coast, I find that I’m at a competitive disadvantage from the hours of 3-11AM.
Presenter to audience ratio in this session is 5 to 6. No sneaking out of this one.
McCain giving up on CO? “Eff yah!” The Peoples Republik of Boulder resounds. I like watching him burn money unwisely tho. “Come back to CA!”
I’m going to say something and it’s going to hurt some of you: If you buy this, you are a total jerk. Seriously. http://twitpic.com/hguh
Lady next to me talking about how much she spent on Scientology and how she’s mortgaged the house for her rockstar lifestyle. Not jealous.
In Denver. Atlanta bound.
It’s absurd that I’m up so early and even worse that I’ve been up since 3am. To top it off, I’m on the West frickin’ coast! Long day ahead.
Slackers who didn’t vote can do so at the convention center drive thru. Don’t be a jerk and cause a traffic jam though. I wanna go home.
“Palm Forehead” search on Flickr just revealed a very nasty photo. OMFG. Dammit, turning safe search on. I just wanted a forehead slap pic.
Have to get out of the office, but printer is taking sooo long!
Best kid Halloween costume evar! http://tinyurl.com/babygallagher
Thought I loved SNL lately. Watched the whole thing today and realized it’s crap. Only Tina Fey as Palin is worth watching. Disappointing…
If our new luggage were people, they’d totally be getting it on. http://twitpic.com/gyht
Today is our 2 week anniversary. This is pretty much the most successful marriage ever. Time to start giving marriage advice to others…
Carjacking outside our house. Victim dropped his money from the ATM while he jumped on top of the car. Jerky teens took his money too.
Just put on jeans. Felt sexy at first, then chubby. Then I realized they were my wife’s jeans. Awkward. Don’t tell anyone, ok?
Off to the dentist. Some people in the meeting I just left (@smbmcb & @rowdykittens perhaps) think I’m lucky for getting to leave. Weirdos.
A @RowdyKittens podcast? Oooh!
Del Taco ad describes taco as “like a beef avalanche…every time you gasp for air more beef fills your mouth.” Sounds greasy, unpleasant.
I know I’m the nice guy here but the answer to your non-profit’s dreams is not another f**king colored bracelet.
What is the protocol for requesting a bunch of Everclear (not available in CA) in exchange for $$$ and a share in lemoncello futures?
A wise couple once told me that “a tired puppy is a good puppy.” How true. Yay dogpark! http://twitpic.com/g0no
It means “I’m not following @guykawasaki anymore. Too much Spam.” Of course, I can only translate that because I’m still following you. ;)
Everyone is asking about the $1k Wedding Challenge. We didn’t make it, but came durned close and had a ton of fun. http://1kWedding.com
Thinking of makingredwine vinegar. Not sure if this happens when one begins to nest, or when they’ve been around @rowdykittens for too long.
Dogpark Sunday.
Coldest wedding ever tonight.