December 2008
50 posts
http://twitpic.com/pb5x - OMFG! Is that Donnie Osmand rocking the keytar?! ♬Yes, yes it is.♫
November 2008
110 posts
Thinking that Sweeney Todd could double as an ad for a sprinkler company. Tim Burton sure has a penchant for gory excess.
http://twitpic.com/p599 - Somebody ate too much turkey…tryptophan puppy coma.
http://twitpic.com/oqm7 - We’ve all learned an important lesson here. I won’t assume it’s junk mail if banks stop the stupid mailers. #a …
http://twitpic.com/orci - My sweethearts. Don’t tell the furry one that she’s got a big head. She’s self-conscious.
Judging by the fishnet thong (it gets worse) left hanging in a bush in our front yard, Thanksgiving started early for somebody on our block.
Bad technology day. Podcast going un casted. WMA file seems to have 128Mb encryption. Lappy may be burning a hole in my pants. Turkey soon??
Podcasting, inboxing, blogging, singing, teching and spilling coffee all at once. I am a little distracted right now.
A big squeeee to you @pammybean!
I’ve come to realize that buying domain names is a cheaper, less permanent version of getting tattoos. A little addictive, self-identifying.
Watched “The Happening.” Scariest thing was Mark Wahlburg’s acting. Every line is pitched like a question? “30 Rock” now for good acting.☺
Legislators arguing like children. “It’s the Dems fault!” No, it’s the Reps fault!” “Nanny nanny boo boo.” Seriously! Except for last part.
Mmmm orange juice.
http://twitpic.com/nvx6 - Just a spoonful of Sugar…If you’ve had a bad day, she’ll cure what ails you.
I heart @jennbc bigtime. Like mountains.
These kids are hacks. I’m gonna learn how to play an instrument to prove it. http://is.gd/8KqK Four year old doesn’t even know the lyrics!
Heckuva question @OM83. Answer: lady who brings tamborine to church and uses it without regard for bystanders. One kid plugged ears and ran.
Dog has horrible joke. Hint-it involves a glandular expression, my couch and punchline from vet: “there’s no juice in this caboose!” Gross.
Please take the tamborine and place it somewhere approximately three inches further than you could ever reach. My ears thank you.
Budgeting. All the cool kids are doing it.
Seriously, world stop messing with me. I’m allowing this easy listening jazz to soothe, rather than feed the rage. You’re all lucky.
Walking down dark alley carrying Thai takeout, reading recent tweets on iPhone, totally functionless post deals crushing blow to my shin.☹
How do you handle the radical ignorance of the people around you? Case in point: she didn’t realize how bad this looks? http://is.gd/8qPV
Sugar is mesmirized by the Lionel Ritchie song that just came on the TV.♬♪♫ A dog after my own heart, except with outdated taste in music.
Why is it that I always get the crunchiest chips in the quietest meetings? Yup, I’m the guy sllooowly chewing in the back of the room. Sorry
Went climbing today forbthe first time since 2.18. The titanium plate/screws must be heavier than they said ‘cause I sucked pretty bad. ☟
Heard 3 people refer to Einstein’s “definition of insanity” today as the ACTUAL definition. It’s an example folks, not THE definition.
I so rarely get to use the term “squaddle.” Thanks @jennbc for giving me an excuse to use terminology learned while living with @szmurib.
Ok, in fairness, it is a definitive example. Still, don’t mix up Einstein for Webster. One of them sold WAY more books.
Guess who owns a little piece of tattoo removal biz? Ayup. I do! Let’s go #CYNO, giddyup.
Blog of a silicon valley legislator: http://is.gd/8cfn Seriously, that’s it? Can someone help a sister out? Talk about losing “valley cred.”
Let’s face it folks, I’d be a much better chef if I had a deep fryer and an ice cream machine—and some skill.
The Chairman from Iron Chef America is absurd. But I like him. Weirdypants.
Just bought airline tickets for Christmas. Locked in at nearly $250 lower than the last few weeks! Woohoo http://Farecast.com ✈☺✈☺✈☺
Our office is driving the jalopy of internets.
During routine “What silly things have I said in the media?” search, I found a piece of Coombs’ memorabilia.
A link to my grandfather’s 280 pg paper on powerlines (warning, big pdf): http://is.gd/81Mh
Awesome moments: When you have a totally intractable technological problem and a Google search gives you the solution in one click.
Just got an email I sent to my future self from three years ago. I was a bit snarky back then. Write your future self: http://futureme.org
If you needed another reason to abandon WordPerfect (10 years too late), here it is: http://bit.ly/HhNU
I’ve decided I get more work done in my car, in the parking garage of my office, than in the real office. No interuptions. Wireless. View…
Also, sending emails to future incarnation of current SO is bad idea. I lucked out by A) marrying her and B) entering wrong email address.
http://twitpic.com/ly1a - This one’s for you, @chachakai.
My wife just woke up in middle of “Rob & Big” episode where Big Black goes back to stripping. She gave me a look that came from awkwardtown.
I’m sitting here feeling terrible about the Yes On 8 supporters who have been “blacklisted” etc. Those poor, misunderstood, ignorant souls.☟
Trial is ending soon. Do I need to keep MobileMe? I use exchange, gmail/cal services. Do I lose exchange sync without MobileMe? Worth $100?
Hah! Facebook goes 3.0: http://lin.cr/a2a
I am shocked at the lack of talent, thoughtfulness and strategy possessed by some of the most highly paid schmoes I know. Pls quit your job.
Sofa king pissed…majorly unprofessional move on the part of some colleagues. Happened without my participation but “under my leadership.”
Mufasa just took two swats and said “up yours” then JACKED @jennbc’s bluetooth headset. That cat has some SERIOUS cajones.