December 2008
50 posts
Plane sitting at our gate is “probably not working” and our actual ride is late getting out of Vegas. “What lands in Vegas stays in Vegas.”✈
Landed and all that.
PSA begins out of dead silence the instant I “arrive” at urinal in airport: “You are a unique person…” Gah! Awkward!
Bus driver was kind enough to remind me that I hadn’t paid. Whoops, the Christmas spirit takes me away!
Forgot a container of Thai yellow curry w/ chicken and veggies on the living room table. You’ll have to break in, and fight the cat for it.
GTF out of the way! My eyes are dilated and I can’t tell the difference between pedestrians and pavement!
Beginning to regain vision. I think dilating my eyes was my optometrists way of punishing me for not seeing him in two years.
“If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.”-Otto von BismarckAlso true of surveys. #GRR-whiney-wordsmiths
Yay for weird built in biological emergency alarm bells. Mine is triggered by bad arithmatic and oncoming seizures. Your mileage may vary.
Was having trouble with multiplying ratios in my sleep and thought “must be crashing.” Woke myself up and found I was 49 and plummeting. ☠☠☠
I may have just discovered the loophole that will get me a continuous blood glucose monitoring system! And all the people said: “Hell yeah!”
Aside from myself, there is not a single person in all of Sacramento who will eat my wife’s spaghetti sauce tonight. More for me bitchez! ☻♨
Folks, it doesn’t have to be like this. The world can be radder, all we have to do is show up and make it so. Stop failing please. K-thanks.
Pleased to find out I’m not the only hubby to do the happy dance every morning. Baffled as to why the ladies don’t appreciate it so much.
Ginger Elizabeth’s Chocolatier is still the best place in town to get the good stuff, and a $30 parking ticket. Mmmmm-dammit! ☺☹
To the chagrin of dude playing video games in the crapper, I was sure to flush and make awkward sounds when he started taking phone calls. ☻
It’s hard to be taken seriously by the media when you don’t allow your constituents to speak publicly.
Holiday party season and surprised at the non-controversy when folks hear I work with rape crisis centers. Suddenly better than Wallstreet.
http://twitpic.com/skdr - SBarkles-Great dog supply/washin’ shop if you’re in Folsom: http://piurl.com/vHw
http://twitpic.com/s33z - Best cookies around! http://piurl.com/ukX : current location
Sorry ‘bout the multi-posts. Not trying to show off but if you’re in Sacto and haven’t been to Ginger Elizabeth’s you’re wasting your time.
Hey Daschle, now that Obama has an eye for you it’s time to square up with your pre-anthrax district office mailboy intern. Hook-me-up!
Anyone using the thesis theme for wordpress? Please dm me your thoughts/expertise reauired for customization. Also, thanks, you’re rad.
Blagojevich has convinced me that I don’t have the chops to be Governor. I don’t know how to be so blatantly stupid with a straight face.
Hey WymanDesign! By being the only obnoxious website playing music without my permission, you just got offed from my potential vendors list.
Anyone calling in gay today?
Ok, Schriver,Schwarzenegger, tree, check, check, check. Now it’s time for some mothaf**king Rick Springfield!
At the Christmas tree lighting. Varsity Fan Club is performing and I can actually hear the State weeping in shame. Pitiful. Pit-i-ful.
Even Mario Lopez is blushing.
“Do you know who I am?!?! I am the Outrage! How dare you question me so!” That’s what I said in my head anyway. ☝
http://twitpic.com/qtll - Kiss? ♥
Is eggnog supposed to be flammable? Note to self: cut back on booze in Coombs recipe.
When a machine tells you it is prepared to annihilate your calendar and inbox, and you respond “Can’t get any worse” It’s time to go home.
“Cal Sync detected that you’ve deleted 1429 events from Outlook. This will delete 1429 events from Google Calendar. Proceed?” Uh, no thanks?
Alternative MBA for folks wanting to work with Seth Godin. And it’s free! I’d apply, but not sure how to pay mortgage. http://bit.ly/agRC
I’m wearing the 1000 yard stare more and more lately.
I’ve discovered what I want my diabetic legacy to be: low-carb vodka! Just saying it warms my belly. #totallyawesomeideas
TGIW! http://bit.ly/layL
5:02PM and website has been resurrected. Insert appropriate glorious sporting metaphor here. I’m going home. <Pumps fist, hums fanfar …
http://twitpic.com/psow - After a long day with an unstable website, there’s nothing like a Big-Gulp o’ wine and getting knee deep in this:
I’ve been spending a lot of time on hold lately and discovered this robo-operator hack: http://bit.ly/k47s Seriously, I give you permission!
I won’t lie. Today, I am a cranky savant. Effective, but poorly socialized.
Do people even think about their hold music and whether or not it makes customers want to bang head on table to the beat? My forehead hurts.
No, Srsly. I want to pay $1600 for something that I could get for $99. Also, could you make it miserable for anyone to clean up after me?
Hey, “expert.” Please stop being mediocre at your job. It hurts us all.
Tragedy has struck the Coombs household. The score stands: hardwood floor-1, Macbook-0
Allright @harper, @jennbc has told me you are the shizz but now you’ve proved it. How do we do the inverted script, lil’ poop and flame??
My boss, @smbmcb, just referred to my board presentation as “like standing on the deck of a sinking ship.” I don’t take it personally. ☠
Inspirational QOTD “You blew my chacha!”
http://twitpic.com/peer - This is what an invalidated warrantee looks like.