September 2008
56 posts
Seriously, how could you to wrong with pancakes, clowns and gambling? http://twitpic.com/9s6c
Off to the delta for water-based funs.
http://twitpic.com/9s10 mmm Pancake Circus people.
About to enjoy some pancake circus offerings.
August 2008
77 posts
Putting in resume for secretary of state under McCain. Qualifications they’d like: have lived in a state and have had a secretary.
Just showed up to the wrong moving party. Boo.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin plays Call of Duty 4 under the username AK-Killah
f**king NDA! Ok, it’s not THAT NDA, but still.
Oh, the pouty faces in this meeting… :(
It’s like Christmas! Toys to play with: Rad 24” iMac, Nikon D-60 (finally a camera that can meet me where I’m at as an artist) and eye-tv!
If you don’t get the trash out the night before in this neighborhood, you are officially screwed. The collectors come at o’dark-thirty.
Auditioning for 14th St Idol. So far we have one clear winner.
Just got black ink all over my lips trying to “jumpstart” a fountain pen.
Just identified McCain by his bald lil’ head and his waddle. Some lady narrowly missed her chance to hock a loogie on him from above.
http://twitpic.com/90pf sniper rifles just left behind on the rooftop. Been sitting there for hours, unattended.
This just in: McCain’s lunch order - petroleum glazed baby seal, w/ a side of the American dream. All pre-chewed of course. #superpolygrip
No lie: there is a sniper eating a donut outside of my office window.
You know you have a great boss when they don’t bat an eyelash at hearing your plans to post inflamatory signs and gogodancers in the window.
Update: 2 sniper rifles left totally unattended on hotel rooftop. Unrelated: check out my new eBay auction-Huntin’ rifles X2, no reserve!!
I feel like I’ve had a run-in with an Olympic judo team. That’s what happens to an old man after he rebuilds a patio.
Just went to a $1.2M open house down the street. I wouldn’t pay a penny over $1M. Unrelated: 1kWedding.com is going gangbusters.
Celebrated housework-well-done by gorging at the China Buffet. All you can eat crab legs (frog legs too) and dim sum. Rocked muh whirl. Burp
At home depot and some asshat just stole our cart! Took our stuff out of it and took it! That’s it, we can’t bring children into this world.
Yes @smbmcb I may be. You see, it’s about standards.
Liked it. Didn’t love it, and didn’t find it as snarky (in good or bad ways) as expected. Definitely funny, but not the movie of the year.
Wedding planning at Chipotle…
Just realized I have a perpendicular orientation to heierarchical structures.
Just got a call that a certain 8yo birthday girl was holding out for a phonecall from Mr. Robert. I obliged because how could you not?
http://twitpic.com/8fko this is what happens when @jennbc and I cook together. That was seriously unplanned.
Just found out that McCain is having a luncheon next door on Monday. Asked for invite and was told to screw. He totally just relost my vote.
Fortune cookie tells me: An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Was just told that my twitter avatar looks like Eugene Levy http://is.gd/1MlJ Hrm.
Finance is not totally greek to me, but it IS largely boring.
The Knot Told Me So →
I logged into my theknot.com account today to update the wedding guest list and the first thing that caught my eye was “My Checklist - 184 items to do, 103 items overdue, 46 days to go.” My first…
And then, with the most earnest look she could muster, she burped in my face. I think she is trying to tell me to get some sugar.
http://twitpic.com/89kr I think she knew I just had a diabetic urgency. She sat there like this whimpering and didn’t attempt to hump me.
Wines to look for... →
Wow, Gary Vaynerchuk and the folks at winelibrarytv.com really came through with some great suggestions for wine at the wedding. I cornered Gary on the subject in a live webcast a while back…
Totally just annihilated my calendar. Looks like I only have one more appointment in 2008.
Off to get the marriage license. Which name should I use?
Retweeting @smbmcb http://tinyurl.com/586dca US Airways hates 274 Americans.
Crisis management from another time zone for the win!
Pedestrian struck on 15th and P St. She looks like she’ll be ok.
Just gave Lola up. We’re gonna miss her.
You put the @olytoby in emotional rollercoaster.
