April 2009
97 posts
Finally checked out the Hot Italian. I like the space, and the clothes/bags, but not much selection. We’ll see about their pizza shortly.
Yay, my fav scientist has an excuse to get buzzed! RT @OM83: http://tinyurl.com/dfsq84 wine may be good for their heart and-gasp-the liver!
It’s time to make sure every account has enough $ to cover mortgage. Yay, Countrywide Mortgage lottery! You never know which they’ll choose!
March 2009
106 posts
http://bit.ly/yzEAs Ed Adkins: The Friendlist/Followers Manifesto
Dyslexia was never so seductive… RT @awryone “Me: Sex at noon? Wife: You’re reading it backwards, jackass. Me: Noon. Taxes. Got it.”
RT @SocialMedia411 “BREAKING - Twitter Replies Are Now “Mentions” (Twitter Blog): http://bit.ly/mF7nw”
RT @mashable: Retweet iPhone App for Twitter: Free for 24h! (please RT!) - http://bit.ly/lWWN5
RT @sacramentopress “$12 + L Wine Lounge= Unlimited organic pizza. 3-9 pm, every Sunday.”
Four fights at the dogpark today and one didn’t even involve dogs. I think everyone needs to CTFO.
Off to Rob and Julia’s wedding rehearsal. If all goes well, I will light a candle, and only a candle.
Socrates is on Usenet
Suzanne: Where was Socrates again?
Robert: Greece
Suzanne: No from the workshop
Robert: Aristotle on twitter?
Suzanne: Yeah
Robert: Is that the answer or the question?
Suzanne: That joke at the end...
Robert: Oh, Usenet!
MoreNewMath: Ponzi Scheme = ROI - R - I http://bit.ly/M701
Some of the best moments of my day come when I check my 15 voice-mail messages and find out people were too lazy to leave one.
#followfriday Best scientist: @OM83, Best voice you can’t hear through twitter: @jennbc, most likely to run into pole tweeting: @feliciaday
Was just told that I’m giving presentation “Beyond Google” to US ARMY leadership. No idea what it’s about, but doesn’t look good for Goog.
Just ate a broiled grapefruit per the mailman’s recommendation. Who’da thunk a guy who wears shorts in January would be a trustworthy chef?
http://twitpic.com/2g876 - Something is horribly wrong here. I blame the bearded fellow. @_arash_ @jennbc @OM83
Not the least bit compelled by “victim of the economy” posts of people fired for incompetence/theft. It’s not the economy, it’s you.
Andrew Hyde posted an excellent take on getting credited for bad AT&T coverage at #SXSW. I just got a months’ credit! http://bit.ly/1g3M5J
A cool 3D twitter visualization: http://bit.ly/TCrOR
An open letter to Apple regarding a series of frustrating Apple Store experiences: http://bit.ly/pRv2
An Open Letter to Apple:
I just returned from the Apple store at Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento where I purchased my second Apple computer in as many weeks. As a matter of fact, it’s the 5th Apple purchase in 2009 alone. Last year, in personal and business purchases I racked up more than $30,000 at the store and the year before that my big spending included the purchase of 100 iPods and a number...
RT @smbmcb: early registration for #NTEN is $284 MORE than @SXSW - with 1/3 the content …way to gouge NFP organizations… #SXSW #ripoff
Somehow I missed out on 165 of the best updates on twitter. Don’t make the same mistake, follow @cwalken now. Don’t think, just follow.
http://bit.ly/ogLFK Guy: “Where are you taking me?!?!” Other guy: “Into the Twittersphere!” Twote’d. Awesome.
I have no interest in paying to clothe him, but I do want to give him a hug for being good at triangular math. http://iwearyourshirt.com/
A good friend will tell if you’ve got spinach in your teeth. They’ll also politely forget to notify that you unknowingly stepped in dogshit.
Found a missing choc lab this morning. Then missing black lab found choc lab. Then owner in Trucker found my ad on craigslist. Sheesh!
My mother in law: “You haven’t tweeted in a while.” Me: “That’s because you’re here and I have no use for twitter unless you’re reading.”
People who get mad if you don’t give them a #followfriday shout-out: @jennbc
Fascinating people on twitter: @feliciaday @ericlaurits @leelefever @pugger @RowdyKittens @sachilefever @smbmcb @zappos #followfriday
Coolest diabetic on twitter: @sixuntilme #followfriday
Funniest people on twitter: @CobraCommander @darthvader @hotdogsladies @TheOnion #followfriday
Just tried to catch elevator, had arm crushed in door. When it reopened, an arsehole appeared, finger still on the door close button. #iwin
Someday I will show this picture to our children and lie to them about where they came from. http://twitpic.com/27nba
In Dallas. Was bribed by flight crew to deboard instead of staying on during layover. I am a cheap purchase.
It just occurred to me that we still haven’t filed our taxes, which we finished twoish months ago. @jennbc, are you hearing this? #lazyhubby
RT @garyvee: “If you’re a jerk, your intern is flipcamming your career into the garbage” - Note to self: buy flipcam.
Me: “It’s still dark outside, I can’t get out of bed.” American Airlines and my duck-quack alarm: “F**k you! Quack.” #neverflybefore9AM
And I’m in! Nothing can stop me! I am invincible! #notmybestmoment
#sxsw is a music festival too? Wouldn’t know it given that The Clash CD has been skipping for OVER 11 MINUTES! #nofuckingway-yesfuckingway
Just got blocked by no less than 5 bouncers and staff from #sxsw party.
Fantastic comment on my wedding proposal: DrunkenRolfe — “YEA WOOH!! that was fucking touching.” http://bit.ly/mDB5f
“Pictures of you getting drunk will impede you getting a job.” Of course at #SXSW, that is the very basis of some people’s salary.
Checking out #sxswgps presentation, cuz, y’know I have a good reputation with the GPSers.
For the first time in a week, they pledge to end hunger guy asked a question and didn’t enrage an entire audience with bad pitching. #sxsw
Chris Anderson: “There is no excuse for sucking.”
Knocked over chair and table chasing windblown napkin. Promptly warned girl with iPhone in hand that I’d better not find that in twitter.
Trying to get read on audience and can’t figure out ratio of conspiracy theorists to people who thought this was a comedy about paranoia.