May 2009
32 posts
My Name is Earl just dropped the awesome: “Is this real life? Is it gonna be like this forever?” http://is.gd/i8VF
For my diabetic brethren, please, stay away from the Fluffernutter. Or use in moderation. Or don’t blame me. http://is.gd/vKtA
If you haven’t taken an inventory of the things missing in your life lately, consider Fluffernutter. Watch the vid: http://is.gd/vKtA
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get you a spot on National TV and you repay me with a hit piece on Twitter? Et tu @smbmcb?
Finally broke down and paid too much for a pair of new flip-flops. Does anyone know where to buy Redley’s (best sandals evar made)?
April 2009
97 posts
Sugar is practicing her stealthy camouflage technique: http://twitpic.com/4a3zx
I’ve been party to some of these mistakes, she collects them well RT @smbmcb: what it looks like from front of the room http://cli.gs/tQXd32
Bad argument: “You’re an individual (just like the rest of our listeners/viewers/buyers).”
http://twitpic.com/483ys - I found swine flu patient zero.
Breakfast in bed delivered by a chipper @jennbc! Not sure what I did to deserve it. I suspect she’s using me to test food that has expired.
Boss-lady just caught me stuffing choco-bar in my mouth. Figured out I was taking the diabetic way out of this miserable accounting meeting.
Just annihilated 4,253 blog posts. Not in a OMFG what am I gonna do now kinda way. More like selling an underperforming stock kinda way.
Gah! Swine flu in Sacramento! I mean, I’m still gonna eat a ham and cheese croissant tomorrow, but gah! http://is.gd/uUCK
Got a request for this photo from Army! Wonder if they want it for a pub, or if they’re building a file on me! http://twitpic.com/44pj8
The Most Badass Epitaph Ever (PIC) →
Even Wyatt Earp lied to avoid a real confrontation with Allison.
Wow, she got me! RT @RuiningMonday Good morning (for now)! http://digg.com/u11rMq
One of my favorite posts by someone who kills it nearly every single time: RT @smbmcb Same old, same old fantastic. http://cli.gs/yXHqr7
These kids just rocked my face off: http://is.gd/uAhe
Chipotle is packed. Apparently everyone in Sacto is on Mountain Standard Time and hungry. Don’t they know lunch was an hour ago?
Just launched a plot for Ruining Monday. It hinges upon a woman with a great voice and the virus of catchy music. @RuiningMonday
Breakfast at Dad’s with the Prince of Hollywood. Anyone remember if they have wifi at Dad’s? Could be useful.
Woke up hating life. @jennbc convinced me to test my blood sugar. I was 40 points lower than normal. Turns out I’m not a grouch, just dyin’!
RT @YouLookGreat says when you’ve exhausted every other possibility, the problem is probably you.
RT @tweetpenguin I’m expanding my social network (you can too): http://tweetpenguin.com/robert1er Interest: #sacramento
Just fed the dog a bunch of leftover carrots. In retrospect I may have been better off dropping a fistful of quarters into a slot machine.
My vmail has been busted and data have been spotty w/ AT&T lately and they offered a credit w/o asking. So far up to $54 for this month.
Just sync’d Exchange server to Outlook. My inbox is empty. Awesome (even though that means I’ve lost everything). #GTDshortcut
Wow, Windows on a Mac runs just as poorly as on a PC. Hit me in the face with a swift-moving object please. #thingsI’dratherbedoing
Best twitter persona: @TheMime. The tweets are so true to life, it makes me feel like I’m right there not hearing anything.
Physics simplified—RT @iheartquotes: Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss ~ Douglas Adams
Just got back from the wine auction. Ended up with a full belly, half a buzz and two great bottles of ‘06 Groth Chard for Jenn. Yay Charity!
RT @daveshumka Wanna feel superior? Make eye contact with a public urinator.
Hey it’s burnout day at the record store. I mean Saturday.
I find that in about half of my home improvement mishaps I can save a lit of money by making the problem bigger (e.g. misdrilled doorknobs).
I haven’t lost followers in a long time, but upon poking at this @aplusk thing I’ve lost a slew within minutes. Call it culling the heard.
RT @andrewacomb We should have a race to get Ashton Kutcher under 1,000,000 followers, how awesome would that be? #unfollowfriday
Rode behind Hamilton a few times, ran into him in the grocery store. I don’t know why, but I still love the guy. Sad day. http://is.gd/sXq0
People I love to listen to whether they post enough or not: @ericlaurits @jennbc @leelefever @pugger @sixuntilme @ylnt #followfriday
Dangit! @Aplusk got to 1M followers before me. Well, it’s about quality, not quantity. And I’ll put the quality of my followers against his.
I am challenging @aplusk to be the first to a million followers! Who’s with me?
A few of us decided how to spend $10M in stimulus today. Now I’m at Petsmart and baffled by the selection of dog toys. Total brain burnout.
Anil Dash has an excellent method for figuring freelance hourly rates. I’ve always suspected I was selling myself short… http://is.gd/eTsr
“1. Slap the client in face.
2. Tell the client your hourly rate.
If the...”
– Pay By The Hour - Anil Dash
Reich says: “True patriotism isn’t cheap. It’s about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going.”
Robert Reich’s A Short Citizen’s Guide to Kooks, Demagogues, and Right-Wingers On Tax Day http://is.gd/sBU0
Love this post from at-Largely: The rich buy the stupid and manufacture a movement… http://is.gd/sB9O “Morons, your bus is leaving!”
Saw a bunch of kids at the #teaparty today. Makes sense to me: kids don’t pay taxes so they protest them by ditching school funded by taxes.
I’ve just had my fourth call from IT vendors “just checking in” with crap to sell. What makes them think tax day is a day to cold-call?
