They don't pay me for this but...

I tweaked my knee yesterday while trying to outrun some angry dogs while on my bikeride with @rossdrum. Now I’m limping with no hero story.

If I’m quiet on twitter for the next couple days it’s because I’m MMSing my brains out. If I’m not quiet it’s because, well I’m not. #iPhone

I’m pretty sure this carpet belongs in my home. http://twitpic.com/j2uws

I’m not sure who’s winning this battle: me, trying to fix this old house or Sugar who’s trying to tear it down. http://twitpic.com/j4ebv

Imagine being in International news for losing a game of chess. Ouch. Kasparov beats Karpov in historic chess rematch http://bit.ly/jl4Mp

Oh no folks! The Coombs’s are bringing it tonight! Smoked mac n cauliflower n cheese followed by choc covered bacon http://twitpic.com/j4ug0

The Coombs’s duo of bacon didn’t win iron chef, but both dishes garnered the most discussion. Also, need more chocolate for our choco-pork.

As a problem solver, I am astonished that the longstanding gap b/w number of wieners and buns took so long to work out. http://bit.ly/aFAj7

It shouldn’t be so easy to blow someone’s mind but apparently printing to .pdf does it everytime (particularly for state employees).

Every once in a while someone calls to warn me about a s**t storm coming my way. I rarely know whether to thank them or curse them. #badnews