They don't pay me for this but...

Only 19 per customer. Who’s coming with me?: 50% off at Sushi Cafe or Hokkaido Noodle House http://t.co/310ZU34

I’ve got a roundtrip ticket reward on Southwest expiring Apr 11th and I can’t use it. Anyone in need of some last-minute-travel love?

I’m 95% certain the mouthwash I just swished with is in fact magic bubbles soap. Down from 98% certainty yesterday, so there’s that…

On the law of exclamation—Terry Pratchett: “five exclamation marks is an indicator of ‘someone who wears their underwear on the outside’.”

With @jennbc out of town I’m unsupervised so Sugar and I cuddled up to watch “Inside Job.” Finance fascinates us. http://bit.ly/bI7Egp

I tweaked my knee yesterday while trying to outrun some angry dogs while on my bikeride with @rossdrum. Now I’m limping with no hero story.

Imagine being in International news for losing a game of chess. Ouch. Kasparov beats Karpov in historic chess rematch http://bit.ly/jl4Mp

If I’m quiet on twitter for the next couple days it’s because I’m MMSing my brains out. If I’m not quiet it’s because, well I’m not. #iPhone

I’m pretty sure this carpet belongs in my home. http://twitpic.com/j2uws