They don't pay me for this but...

The Yes Men strike again! It’s like the Onion only truer. http://nypost-se.com/

Good judgment? Dangit! I’m on a fortune cookie losing streak. http://twitpic.com/i37xy

RT @TimothyRusso: JetBlue crew on flight 53 rocks!! They ran to find the cane of the lady next to me…..they found it in the ladies room!

Just had a co-worker threaten to kill me with cake. Diabetic assault sounds rather pleasant, doesn’t it? Note to self: learn self-defense.

Anyone out there use OSX Server? I’m flirting with the platform and would love to hear people’s experience.

Why, in 2009, is it so damned hard to get wifi in state office buildings?

Great, this is the least of my strengths. The future is looking bleak… http://mobypicture.com/?ksvqny

I have a pair of jeans that think I’m 6’2”. Anyone have denim hemming skills? Willing to trade for dance lessons or money (take the $).

Been fasting for the last 14 hrs with the exception of half a bottle of wine. Any guesses on whether or not that’s sufficient for bloodwork?