They don't pay me for this but...

It’s time for reasonable conscientious passengers to fight back! http://bit.ly/1jtybS

We got a brand new puffy bed for Sugar, but she fell off of it. Perhaps too much puff? http://twitpic.com/iwrov

These two will do this ALL NIGHT LONG if we let them. http://twitvid.com/7A1B5

A video explaining today’s NY Post hoax by the Yes Men. My favorite is the NY Post employee at 1:11. #fakenotfakestuff http://bit.ly/19tRuZ

I am inspired today. Not in that feel-good kinda way, but in that uproot-your-life-and-change-the-world-in-radical-fashion kinda way. #uhoh

I built a website as a favor for someone 11 months ago. They never called back to take the reigns. Now they are asking for access. #toolate

The Yes Men strike again! It’s like the Onion only truer. http://nypost-se.com/

Good judgment? Dangit! I’m on a fortune cookie losing streak. http://twitpic.com/i37xy

RT @TimothyRusso: JetBlue crew on flight 53 rocks!! They ran to find the cane of the lady next to me…..they found it in the ladies room!

Just had a co-worker threaten to kill me with cake. Diabetic assault sounds rather pleasant, doesn’t it? Note to self: learn self-defense.